Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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