You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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