Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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