the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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