Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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