um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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