im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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