Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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