There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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