$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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