After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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