Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
ttyl tear gas
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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