The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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