glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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