So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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