weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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