That's intense
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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