So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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