You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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