Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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