Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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