I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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