Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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