help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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