I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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