Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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