Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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