I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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