She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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