Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
dude. I can hear the air.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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