what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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