if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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