fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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