I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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