you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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