so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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