My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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