The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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