The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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