i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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