I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
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