that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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