id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We had sex on a dog bed..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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