Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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