i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
