maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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