Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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