i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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