Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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