Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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