Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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