I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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