I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
