Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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