It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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