So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm too high and old for this...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
