i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I want her autograph on my taint
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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